Pond Adventurers Gifts

'Go on boy, fetch the stick...!'

Wildlife

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Mother Duck.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"That's the deep end."

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Ricochet

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.