Pond Explorer Gifts

Ducklings paddling with one being left behind.

Natural spring water. Now with tadpoles!

'Get down from there!'

Pondlife

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"That's embarrassing!"

Frog with a butterfly kite.

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

"No! For the last time I do not want to play leap frog!"

Wildlife

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"A little help, please."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Sunbathing in the park

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Mother Duck.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

'Mother?'

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."