Pond Adventurer Gifts

Fishing in a neighbour's pond.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Wildlife

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Mind the whale, dear."

Fish hunting for men.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"And would you like flies with that?"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Mother Duck.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Fishing direction sign.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'