Pond Wanderer Gifts

Mother Duck.

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"

Bitchbark Canoe

Wildlife

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Fishing.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Ricochet

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'