Pond Paddler Gifts

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

Bitchbark Canoe

Wildlife

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Mother Duck.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Ricochet

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Canadian Canoe.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

Canoeing Incorrectly

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'