Canoe Paddler Gifts

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Getting the hang of it?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'What were you sent up for?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Remember when?... When was that?

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'You kids make sure you wait an hour after eating before you go swimming.'

Canoeing Incorrectly

'I hope he sings better than he paddles.'