Paddling Gifts

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Dicky's fear of water made him something of a social outcast.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Canoeing Incorrectly

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Canadian Canoe.

Bitchbark Canoe

Man preparing to swim the channel covers himself in goose fat and notices that a man preparing to paddle is doing the same.

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Getting the hang of it?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

Floating Dragon

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

Canoes