Paddler Gifts

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Floating Dragon

Canoeing Incorrectly

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

Sidewalk Sam's - Home of the 25¢ stylus.

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"