Playful Paddler Gifts

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

Floating Dragon

Canoeing Incorrectly

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

"First time paddleboarding?"

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Canoes

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

"Getting the hang of it?"

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.