Wild Paddler Gifts

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

Canoeing Incorrectly

Floating Dragon

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'California: Here I come!'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

We know being raised by wolves isn't ideal, but think of the amazing essay you'll have on your college application!

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

Set Sail

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

'Help! Cold! Help!'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

'Obedience school was just not for me: I ran away...'