Pool Paddler Gifts

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Canadian Canoe.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

Canoeing Incorrectly

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Birds cue ball escape.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1