Paddling Pool Aficionado Gifts

Heat Wave.

Bitchbark Canoe

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Bankside

Canadian Canoe.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Chick Billiard Ball

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Canoeing Incorrectly

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .