Swimming Pool Enthusiast Gifts

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

"Of course, with somone like me, a swimming pool is pretty much a must."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"The pH level seems a little off."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Cruise.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Mankini - One size fits all.

Lapdogs

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Chick Billiard Ball

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

Rip Taylor Tide

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'