Pool Aficionado Gifts

"They call him, Selfie Stick."

'My memory has been terrible lately!'

'I suspect our host has a funny shaped kidney.'

Musical Snooker

Pool lovers

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Artifishial Intelligence

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"I think it loves us."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

A school of fish.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Dolphin

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Making fun of Starfish.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."