Poolside Enthusiast Gifts

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

'Get in the house now!'

'And some sunshine.'

Toys in Babeland

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Person drying themselves with a towel.

Swimming

Bankside

Swimming

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Swimming Champion.

The Interloper.

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .