Poolside Gamer Gifts

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

'Is the water cold?'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Dolphin tricks.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Hands off my IP

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Shark in the swimming pool.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Swimming

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

"Shake! Good dog."

Swimming with dad

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Get in the house now!'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

Dive in...

"Try splashing me now."

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'Bernie. You better have my ashtray by the time I get there!'

'And some sunshine.'

"You don't need a mask, I filled it with hand sanitizer." (man swimming in a pool, inviting in another person who is wearing a mask)

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

Social distancing

With summer vacation over, Mrs. Locke was having a tough time transitioning back into teaching.

Swimming lanes in a bathtub