Poolside Gamer Gifts

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

'Is the water cold?'

Dolphin tricks.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Hands off my IP

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Shark in the swimming pool.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Swimming

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

Swimming with dad

"Shake! Good dog."

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Get in the house now!'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

Dive in...

"Try splashing me now."

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'Bernie. You better have my ashtray by the time I get there!'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

'And some sunshine.'

"You don't need a mask, I filled it with hand sanitizer." (man swimming in a pool, inviting in another person who is wearing a mask)

Social distancing

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

"No peeing in pool"