Poolside Player Gifts

'Okay, Jimmy, you've been in there way too long now...'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Dolphin tricks.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Tentacle attacking diver.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Birds cue ball escape.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Swimming with dad

"Shake! Good dog."

Swimming

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

'Get in the house now!'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Musical Snooker