Poolside Professional Gifts

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"It's nice having the option to work from home."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Bring your own inflatable.

Bankside

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Dolphin tricks.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

Swimming

Swimming with dad

"Shake! Good dog."

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Get in the house now!'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

Aquarobics.

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

Social distancing

'And some sunshine.'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

"No peeing in pool"

Bird bath pool toys.

"I'm goin' over. Hell, we're already rounding second."

Toys in Babeland

"Hey, you. No diving!"

'I wish you would learn how to swim!'