Poolside Strategist Gifts

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Mozart on a lilo

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Dolphin tricks.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

Artist Misses the Point

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"You're overthinking this."

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

Lemmings on Vacation

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'Is it labor day already?'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'And another thing is he thinks 11:11:11 is a cooler time than 12:34:56, I mean 11:11:11... could he be any more trite?'

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

"Where's the lifeguard?"

Two men trout fishing

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells "cannonball," you're not coming with me anymore.

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'