Waterside Strategist Gifts

Two men trout fishing

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Reverse psychology

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'Is it labor day already?'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Watch for Pedestrians.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'Go fish.'

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

The Evolution of fish

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

Seagulls

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

Orienteering

Fishing

"Trust me, John! Just because your bridge partner dumps you...doesn't mean I will!"

Deer using social media to avoid a hunter.

Industrialist being held by a lead and face mask.

Thames Water bills rocket.

"Things are getting better, but we are not out of the woods yet."

Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts

"Checkmate!"