Seaside Strategist Gifts

"Checkmate!"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

Seagulls

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Reverse psychology

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Punishment for the kicker.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

Stock quotes on beach.

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'Never say never.'

Martin Jol

Sidewalk the game

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

Financing Nemo

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"