Ocean Strategist Gifts

The Evolution of fish

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Reverse psychology

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Submarine Hunter.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Becalmed yachts

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Financing Nemo

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

'Go fish.'

Naval Power of England and France

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'Hey! Not fair!'

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Seagulls

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

Keep her steady!

Fishing

Navy games.

"No Mr Claus. You can't have your order sent to more than one address."

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts

'I needed a lot more house than my husband did.'