Oceanic Strategists Gifts

Keep her steady!

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Reverse psychology

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Submarine Hunter.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Financing Nemo

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

Naval Power of England and France

'Go fish.'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'Hey! Not fair!'

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Seagulls

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

The Evolution of fish

Navy games.

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

Fishing

Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts

Curling.