Oceanic Strategists Gifts

Keep her steady!

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Reverse psychology

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Submarine Hunter.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Financing Nemo

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

Naval Power of England and France

'Go fish.'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'Hey! Not fair!'

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

The Evolution of fish

Seagulls

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

Navy games.

Fishing

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Curling.

Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts

"Checkmate!"