Sea Sports Strategists Gifts

'Hey! Not fair!'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Reverse psychology

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Submarine Hunter.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Plane with banner shoots at another.

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Boxing

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Duh!"

Financing Nemo

Imran Khan

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

Third base coaches during a brawl.

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Surf lift.

"If you can get his parents to go ballistic, he can't hit a thing."

Naval Power of England and France

'Fore to the 9th power!'

A pitcher is stranded on the mound.

'Go fish.'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

Canadian Chess

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.