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'Hey! Not fair!'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Reverse psychology

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Submarine Hunter.

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Boxing

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"Duh!"

Financing Nemo

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Surf lift.

"If you can get his parents to go ballistic, he can't hit a thing."

'Go fish.'

A pitcher is stranded on the mound.

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

'Fore to the 9th power!'

Naval Power of England and France

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

Seagulls