Maritime Strategist T-Shirts

Putin's Submarine

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Reverse psychology

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Ever Given

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Submarine Hunter.

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Lighthouse switch

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

Will you marry me?

Financing Nemo

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."