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"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Naval Power of England and France

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Reverse psychology

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Submarine Hunter.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Becalmed yachts

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

Battle.

BE.. All that you can BE...

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

Financing Nemo

'Go fish.'

'You're obsessing again.'

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

William I

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'Hey! Not fair!'

The Evolution of fish

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'