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'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Ukraine Crisis

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Nuclear Proliferation

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Foxhole - digging robot

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Ukraine Pinata

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Trouble everywhere...