
'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'
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'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'
'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle
That's What Happens
"Hurry up with that dictionary!"
Two Ways out of Iraq.
'There's too much corruption in the third world.'
"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?
Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans
Ukraine Crisis
Most valuable element.
"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"
Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.
"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."
"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."
A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'
'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'
Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike
Split Decision
The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction
"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
Nuclear Proliferation
Bush and his exit 'strategery'
Ukraine Pinata
"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."
"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."
"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."
Putin's Mutual Destruction
Foxhole - digging robot
Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse
Trouble everywhere...
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