ROUGH EDGES: The Marines
Combat Strategist Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a combat strategist? Our collection features clever, humorous, and thoughtful items that honor strategic minds. Whether they’re a military buff, game tactician, or strategic thinker, these products are designed to inspire and amuse. From fun accessories to personalized decor, find the perfect way to acknowledge their skills and passion for tactics.
'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'
News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle
That's What Happens
"Hurry up with that dictionary!"
Two Ways out of Iraq.
'There's too much corruption in the third world.'
"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?
Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans
"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."
Ukraine Crisis
Most valuable element.
Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.
"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"
"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."
When cockroaches go unchecked.
A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'
Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike
'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'
Trouble everywhere...
Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse
Foxhole - digging robot
Putin's Mutual Destruction
"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."
"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."
Ukraine Pinata
Nuclear Proliferation
The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction
Bush and his exit 'strategery'
"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
Combat Strategist Gifts Collection
Combat Strategist Mugs
Discover more smart and witty mugs that celebrate strategic minds. Perfect for any combat strategist’s daily routine.
Combat Strategist Pillows
Find fun and inspiring pillows for tactical thinkers. Brighten their space with strategic humor and clever designs.
Combat Strategist Prints
Shop our art prints featuring strategic themes and clever designs. Perfect for decorating a tactical thinker’s workspace or home.
Combat Strategist T-Shirts
Browse our collection of clever t-shirts designed for strategists. Make their wardrobe as sharp as their tactics.