Defense Strategist Gifts

World Grenade

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

North Korean Missiles: Made in China.

Mission accomplished.

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'It's more traditional and American than the old Star Wars system...'

'I think we should stop talking about our target demographic.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

'O, great holy one up above...now that the American soldiers are preparing to leave...'

European Union Strengthens its Military

Syria / Israel.

"Now it's all about 'mistrust and verify.' I miss the old days when 'might made right.'"

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

World Plan to Control Terrorism

North Korea's Hidden Rockets

"Since the enemy is as messed up as we are, we'll continue to rely on MAD for defense...Mutual Assured Dysfunction."

'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'

'Now that we've got Bin Laden, let's give some thought to Sarkozy and his weapons of mass obstruction.'

New Improved Blitz Spray� The No, 1 non-lethal defense against a pass rush

Rules of War

Dronin'

Drones, Explained

Precisely Inprecise

The Thing That Won't Leave

By a Former Drone Operator

That's What Happens

Iraq War Success Benchmarks

"Get me the president! North Korea just invaded Haiti!"

"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."

"General Hoskins, I don't care if you are in charge of our star-wars defense. You must wear a regulation uniform."

"This is what happens when you have only one kevlar vest for the troops."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy