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World Grenade

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

North Korean Missiles: Made in China.

Mission accomplished.

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'It's more traditional and American than the old Star Wars system...'

'I think we should stop talking about our target demographic.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

'O, great holy one up above...now that the American soldiers are preparing to leave...'

European Union Strengthens its Military

Syria / Israel.

"Now it's all about 'mistrust and verify.' I miss the old days when 'might made right.'"

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

World Plan to Control Terrorism

North Korea's Hidden Rockets

"Since the enemy is as messed up as we are, we'll continue to rely on MAD for defense...Mutual Assured Dysfunction."

'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'

'Now that we've got Bin Laden, let's give some thought to Sarkozy and his weapons of mass obstruction.'

"Get me the president! North Korea just invaded Haiti!"

"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."

"General Hoskins, I don't care if you are in charge of our star-wars defense. You must wear a regulation uniform."

"This is what happens when you have only one kevlar vest for the troops."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Ukraine Crisis

Most valuable element.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"