Defensive Strategist T-Shirts

We have to stop surprising each other.

Goalie Wall.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

That's What Happens

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Most valuable element.

Ukraine Crisis

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Ukraine Pinata

Putin's Mutual Destruction

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Foxhole - digging robot

Trouble everywhere...

Nuclear Proliferation

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Nato Membership