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Who Will Protect the Troops Send to Protect the Other Troops?

Short Term Solutions & Gas

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

That's What Happens

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Challenge and solution

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Here's the weak point."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Military history

Mission accomplished.

The Thing That Won't Leave

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

When a nanosecond is forever.

Grim Reaper and the 7th

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

What's in a Terrorist Name?

Defensive EU

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

Next Terrifying Military Threats

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Drones, Explained

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

Syria / Israel.

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

'They've left a peace offering, the cowards.'