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'I hope the court will take into account the fact that bank robbery is my client's only vice.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Here's the weak point."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Defensive EU

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Jose Mourinho

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

The Trench-Sealer

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

Julen Lopetegui Agote

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

"Nice moat."

"I think we're on the cusp of a breakthrough here!"

How to win before the match begins

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

"My goal was to have our moat seen throughout the lands as an impenetrable line of defense. Not a fun vacation spot."

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

Jogi Loew - His Secret Tactics for 2024. . .

New chess champion 31st November 2018

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

Short Term Solutions & Gas

'But my client has multiple personalities, your honor - and some of them AREN'T guilty.'