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"Here's the weak point."

Defensive EU

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Obama's cut in military spending.

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Army Man Playset 2020

Napoleon marches off alone

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Banting in the Yeomanry

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

'But this IS my mobile home!'

First Stealth Aircraft.

Joe Goes Home

Sailor and mine

'It's a military tattoo!'