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"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"Here's the weak point."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Bloody houseflies...."

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'Nice to have a door opener.'

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Defense Spending.

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.

"Self defence manual"