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"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"Here's the weak point."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

Bomb Back Better

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

Dronin'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"Bloody houseflies...."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'Nice to have a door opener.'

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

Alastair Cook

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Defense Spending.

"Self defence manual"

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks