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"The terrorist barriers seem to be working."

'Sir, I represent the Ideal Lock Company...'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"Here's the weak point."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"Bloody houseflies...."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

'Nice to have a door opener.'

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Green Belt

Defense Spending.

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.

"Self defence manual"

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"