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"The terrorist barriers seem to be working."

'Sir, I represent the Ideal Lock Company...'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"Here's the weak point."

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

"Bloody houseflies...."

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

'Nice to have a door opener.'

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Defensive EU

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"Self defence manual"