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"Harry, I'm sorry. I forgot you stopped your night shift."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

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dog vs UFO...

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Robo Sapiens

Boomerang

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

'Your father installed a security system.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

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'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.