Home Security Fanatic T-Shirts

"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."

'Nice to have a door opener.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

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"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

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"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'Hello, security.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"My dad put in a new security system."

Beware of the dog.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"