Home Security Fanatic Pillows

"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."

'Nice to have a door opener.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

No Soliciting

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'Your father installed a security system.'

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The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Hello, security.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

Beware of Watchdog

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

"My dad put in a new security system."

Beware of the dog.

'No Trespissing'