Home Security Buff Pillows

Add a touch of charm to their home with cozy pillows that celebrate their security pride. Perfect for couches or beds, these pillows bring humor and comfort together.

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'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.' mockup

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

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'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.' mockup

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

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'I'll put a report out. We find though that when keys go missing, usually they're in the most obvious spot.'

'I'll put a report out. We find though that when keys go missing, usually they're in the most obvious spot.' mockup

'I'll put a report out. We find though that when keys go missing, usually they're in the most obvious spot.'

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"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock mockup

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

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Portable Privacy Fence

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'My masters have upgraded the security system: There's a ten-digit passcode on the cat-flap now...'

'My masters have upgraded the security system: There's a ten-digit passcode on the cat-flap now...' mockup

'My masters have upgraded the security system: There's a ten-digit passcode on the cat-flap now...'

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'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.' mockup

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

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'Have we made a real effort to know the neighbors?'

'Have we made a real effort to know the neighbors?' mockup

'Have we made a real effort to know the neighbors?'

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'My master decided I am to be an outdoor cat. That's why I called a locksmith. I want a set of keys.'

'My master decided I am to be an outdoor cat. That's why I called a locksmith. I want a set of keys.' mockup

'My master decided I am to be an outdoor cat. That's why I called a locksmith. I want a set of keys.'

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"Forget about cameras and alarms, this little beauty is our 'set and forget' home security system. . ."

"Forget about cameras and alarms, this little beauty is our 'set and forget' home security system. . ." mockup

"Forget about cameras and alarms, this little beauty is our 'set and forget' home security system. . ."

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"Hi honey, I'm home."

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Gun Rights

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'Burying my bones was not safe enough option for me...'

'Burying my bones was not safe enough option for me...' mockup

'Burying my bones was not safe enough option for me...'

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'Are you sure you lost the fingernail clippers?'

'Are you sure you lost the fingernail clippers?' mockup

'Are you sure you lost the fingernail clippers?'

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A Surprise for the Cat Burglar

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'Prowlers Welcome.'

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Beware of wireless home security system.

Beware of wireless home security system. mockup

Beware of wireless home security system.

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'Best watchdog I ever had!'

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'No, there's no dog. It's the latest in home security systems.'

'No, there's no dog. It's the latest in home security systems.' mockup

'No, there's no dog. It's the latest in home security systems.'

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"I'm the temp."

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Bathroom privacy options: A guide. mockup

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

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High security Santa's grotto

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No Soliciting

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"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security." mockup

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

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"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it." mockup

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

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"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!" mockup

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

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"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage." mockup

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home mockup

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

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"Sorry kid, I work alone."

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Aggression/Security

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"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks." mockup

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

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'Beware you don't trip over him!' mockup

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

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"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there." mockup

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

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"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours." mockup

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

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Home Security Buff Pillows Collection

Home Security Buff Mugs

Explore our collection of home security-themed mugs for more witty and protective designs that brighten their mornings.

Home Security Buff Prints

Browse our art prints to add a humorous and stylish touch to their home decor, highlighting their security awareness with flair.

Home Security Buff T-Shirts

Discover a variety of home security-inspired t-shirts that celebrate vigilance with humor and style—perfect for everyday wear.