"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
Home Security Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a home security enthusiast? Our collection features witty and fun items that celebrate their passion for safety, whether it’s adding a humorous touch to their space or a practical reminder of their dedication. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to every security buff’s sense of humor and commitment to keeping things safe.
'Nice to have a door opener.'
Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.
'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'
No Soliciting
"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."
"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."
'Best watchdog I ever had!'
"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."
Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home
"Sorry kid, I work alone."
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'
"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."
"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."
'Beware you don't trip over him!'
"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"
'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
'Your father installed a security system.'
"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."
No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.
"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"
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"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"
The bulb family leaves for vacation
'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'
'Hello, security.'
'It even has its own built-in home security system!'
"I just installed a home security monitor."
"My dad put in a new security system."
Beware of the dog.
ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.
'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'
"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"
Home Security Fanatic Gifts Collection
Home Security Fanatic Mugs
Discover our collection of home security fanatic mugs—humorous and stylish designs that make every coffee break a bit more fun.
Home Security Fanatic Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows for home security lovers—fun, witty designs that add personality to any living space.
Home Security Fanatic Prints
Browse our selection of prints perfect for security enthusiasts—stylish decor that celebrates their passion with a humorous touch.
Home Security Fanatic T-Shirts
Explore our range of home security fanatic t-shirts—comfortable and clever pieces that showcase their passion with a humorous flair.