Home Security Enthusiast Gifts

'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'

"You look nothing like you did through the peephole."

The Hansons' decision to buy an attack spider finally paid off.

warning signs on a house

'Well, did you open a door to see if he wanders back out?'

'Who are you?'

'Actually it's a fake, but it discourages solicitors.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

The owner is motivated.

Beware the Dog

'With a bell like that it must work...even if he isn't home!'

Let's Face It: One room isn't enough. . . Your family deserves the new Panic Decompression Suite!

"The noise has stopped. Did you sort it out?"

"Why can't we have a proper burglar alarm?"

"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?"

'For goodness sake, Larry, the spare key is under the mat.'

'Your father installed a security system.'

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Beware of Dog - Also cholesterol and smoking!

"How did you get past the motion sensor?"

"This is not what I had in mind when I got you as a watch dog!"

"It made more sense just to get a real fence and an invisible dog."

"He's finally installing our security system."

"If you don't want anyone in your room, you could have just put up a sign."

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

"Whenever I use a camera doorbell, I feel like I'm poking our host in the eye."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Honey! Wake up. We heard a noise downstairs!"

"My dad put in a new security system."

"Looks like we did't get the screens up none too soon, Pa."

Peep Hole

Can I see some ID? I'm your husband, you dope.

"So your lordship, this burglar you caught - where is he now?"

"I've learned it's not a good idea to call 911 every time Harold thinks he senses danger."

This is a Neighbourhood Shoot Area