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"Here's the weak point."

Defensive EU

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Obama's cut in military spending.

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Michael Caine

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Banting in the Yeomanry

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

Army Man Playset 2020

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Napoleon marches off alone

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Bomb Back Better

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

Dronin'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

First Stealth Aircraft.