Defense Strategy Enthusiast Pillows

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

That's What Happens

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Target your customer.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Game changing

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Business Target

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

Think Tank.

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Thinking both inside and outside the box.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'