Defense Strategy Lover Pillows

"My goal was to have our moat seen throughout the lands as an impenetrable line of defense. Not a fun vacation spot."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"I love fast break business success."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Count Von Moltke.

Mission accomplished.

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

When a nanosecond is forever.

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

'This is us.'

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Brexit Relocation Strategy

'The CEO thinks we need to look at a 'rebranding' exercise if we're to get business moving.'

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."