Quirky Defense Strategy Lover Pillows

'But my client has multiple personalities, your honor - and some of them AREN'T guilty.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Here's the weak point."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

How's my blitzkrieging?

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

On the Brink of War with Russia-British Fleet Despatched

"Nice moat."

'They squared the wagons. Can they DO that?'

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

"My goal was to have our moat seen throughout the lands as an impenetrable line of defense. Not a fun vacation spot."

Short Term Solutions & Gas

History has mercifully forgotten the incredibly brief reign of Dingus Khan.

"Careful boys! I think we just stumbled into a mimefield..."

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

'OK... But can he play defense?'

"Bon pillage!"

"Brilliant... We'll take it"