Quirky Defense Strategy Lover Prints

'But my client has multiple personalities, your honor - and some of them AREN'T guilty.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Here's the weak point."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

What's in a Terrorist Name?

Next Terrifying Military Threats

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

How's my blitzkrieging?

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

On the Brink of War with Russia-British Fleet Despatched

Another Shooting

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

"Nice moat."

'They squared the wagons. Can they DO that?'

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

History has mercifully forgotten the incredibly brief reign of Dingus Khan.

The House Always Wins

"My goal was to have our moat seen throughout the lands as an impenetrable line of defense. Not a fun vacation spot."

"Careful boys! I think we just stumbled into a mimefield..."

Short Term Solutions & Gas

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

'OK... But can he play defense?'

"Brilliant... We'll take it"