Defense Tactics Enthusiast Pillows

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Here's the weak point."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Trojan Chess

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

The Trench-Sealer

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

Defensive EU

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.